What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

How can a man clean his Soul?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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